I started writing this at about 9:18, but I sat around not typing for 2 minutes so it's 9:20 now, anyway... I turn 18 soon... at 12, ha... and later on tommorow night I am going to the pub with my mum to get crunk with all the 40 year old alcoholics, yeah man... I'm gonna be livin' the life!
I dunno how becoming 18 will really effect my life, maybe I'll become more mature because I am able to do thing in the world... maybe not, eh I don't know... im a bit to tired to make a post right now, so I'll cut this one short. Ciao.
The official Fail blog.
Saturday, May 9, 2009
Thursday, May 7, 2009
Ranting
Long time no see.
None of you know what I can and cannot do, but basic plumbing, mechanics, electrical, and carpentry are my strong points. So coming up I will be helping to install a patio door, and and some new faucets. Now, getting to my important piece of this post.
I just bought some cheese. Cracker barrel cheddar cheese, and polly-o string cheese. I am a fanatic about cheese, and so is a couple of members from Pwnem. Man, it is great with about everything. The only cheese I don't like is foreign cheese that smells like it just came out of someone's butt. Yeah, French cheese, cripes.
I saw the movie X-Men Origins Wolverine, and oh my goodness it is really a piece of work. I what I mean by that, burn the damned thing. The movie is horrid. Some of the graphics were not even finished. The acting was poor, and none of the characters or places ever felt real. The only part of that movie that was even the quality of the X-Men movies, was the transformation of Wolverine into his new adamantium claws. That was the only high point of this movie. And Will.i.am, was he just a freaking joke in the whole movie? He sucked just like his dancing sucks.
But I am excited about the Transformers 2 movie, it looks awesome, and the Star Trek movie.
I know the Trek geeks are in an uproar about the movie, but I really don't care. The average Joe won't care to watch it unless it consists of guns, fighting, explosions, and sexual references along with maybe a bar scene or two.
None of you know what I can and cannot do, but basic plumbing, mechanics, electrical, and carpentry are my strong points. So coming up I will be helping to install a patio door, and and some new faucets. Now, getting to my important piece of this post.
I just bought some cheese. Cracker barrel cheddar cheese, and polly-o string cheese. I am a fanatic about cheese, and so is a couple of members from Pwnem. Man, it is great with about everything. The only cheese I don't like is foreign cheese that smells like it just came out of someone's butt. Yeah, French cheese, cripes.
I saw the movie X-Men Origins Wolverine, and oh my goodness it is really a piece of work. I what I mean by that, burn the damned thing. The movie is horrid. Some of the graphics were not even finished. The acting was poor, and none of the characters or places ever felt real. The only part of that movie that was even the quality of the X-Men movies, was the transformation of Wolverine into his new adamantium claws. That was the only high point of this movie. And Will.i.am, was he just a freaking joke in the whole movie? He sucked just like his dancing sucks.
But I am excited about the Transformers 2 movie, it looks awesome, and the Star Trek movie.
I know the Trek geeks are in an uproar about the movie, but I really don't care. The average Joe won't care to watch it unless it consists of guns, fighting, explosions, and sexual references along with maybe a bar scene or two.
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
Feminazi's - Modern female nazi syndrome
Now just to let you know, feminazi's are not the most brilliant or intelligent woman on earth, but they are very fierce and will probably either deny you sex for a few weeks or beat your face to a pulp if they find out you are reading this, imagine what would happen to me though, I wrote the fucking post.. luckily I rarely get sex anyway & I am not that scared of being obliverated by a fe-man.
The most well-known Feminazi, she is so evil that she leads young black men into her office by saying she will give them money, and then sends them down a trap door in the floor and makes them wear ginger colored wigs and play scrabble & she then proceeds to breastfeed the black kids, no matter what ages they are & then feeds them mayonaise sandwiches (which a majority of the black kids soon die from) and if not, they get tucked into bed by this evil bitch and read a story written by some white ass named Rush Limbaugh.
Well all knew that Hillary was afraid of blacks.
Above you see a feminazi rally, they are aparently protesting the war but really they are saying (in subiminal messages) "WE WANT OUR CUNTS BACK" and "FUCK THE MALE DOG, THEY SHALT PERISH IN THE ABYSS OF MY PUSSY" and other revolting and threatening gestures like those two.
Fact: Feminazi's are the only woman in the world that will not adopt non-white babies, whether they are a black feminazi or not, and if they happen to have a black kid they are sent to the Hillary Clinton detention ward for unwanted black kids, weird huh?
This is the dreaded banner of the Feminazi's, they wave it around on flag poles, shave it into they're chests (yes, most feminazi's have hairy chests), they have it painted onto they're household cups and even hang them in the toilet, darn dreadfull if you ask me.
Fact: Feminazi's are actually all daughters of Adolph Hitler, bet you would never have guessed that.
Above you see the most ugliest bitch of a feminazi on earth, she runs the military department in the feminazi clan, and also does most of the man-raping and torture.
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I hope all the men out there have managed to bare with me through this post, but like it is said "knowledge is power" and now that you have the knowledge, we must fight back! we must oppress the female slave and send her back to the kitchen, make sure you're wife/girlfriend does not step out of line at all, because it just draws her one step closer towards joining the hate-filled feminazi cult, and we don't want that, we have to be the better men and slap our bitches around!
Thankyou all!
I now leave you with an inspirational image.
The most well-known Feminazi, she is so evil that she leads young black men into her office by saying she will give them money, and then sends them down a trap door in the floor and makes them wear ginger colored wigs and play scrabble & she then proceeds to breastfeed the black kids, no matter what ages they are & then feeds them mayonaise sandwiches (which a majority of the black kids soon die from) and if not, they get tucked into bed by this evil bitch and read a story written by some white ass named Rush Limbaugh.
Well all knew that Hillary was afraid of blacks.
Above you see a feminazi rally, they are aparently protesting the war but really they are saying (in subiminal messages) "WE WANT OUR CUNTS BACK" and "FUCK THE MALE DOG, THEY SHALT PERISH IN THE ABYSS OF MY PUSSY" and other revolting and threatening gestures like those two.
Fact: Feminazi's are the only woman in the world that will not adopt non-white babies, whether they are a black feminazi or not, and if they happen to have a black kid they are sent to the Hillary Clinton detention ward for unwanted black kids, weird huh?
This is the dreaded banner of the Feminazi's, they wave it around on flag poles, shave it into they're chests (yes, most feminazi's have hairy chests), they have it painted onto they're household cups and even hang them in the toilet, darn dreadfull if you ask me.
Fact: Feminazi's are actually all daughters of Adolph Hitler, bet you would never have guessed that.
Above you see the most ugliest bitch of a feminazi on earth, she runs the military department in the feminazi clan, and also does most of the man-raping and torture.
___
I hope all the men out there have managed to bare with me through this post, but like it is said "knowledge is power" and now that you have the knowledge, we must fight back! we must oppress the female slave and send her back to the kitchen, make sure you're wife/girlfriend does not step out of line at all, because it just draws her one step closer towards joining the hate-filled feminazi cult, and we don't want that, we have to be the better men and slap our bitches around!
Thankyou all!
I now leave you with an inspirational image.
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