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"Whoever made this blog is an idiot" - Hoylez
"You fail at blogging, but thats why I read it." - Leanne
"GTFO" - My brother Jeremy


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Friday, February 4, 2011

Cry out for a new Author!

I am currently looking for another author to help me out a bit with this blog, the only requirement is that you can use the spell check function, and of course you have something to write about, whether it makes sense or not is up to you, this is Fried Pwnata's not the daily Life Of The Wounded blog.

If you are interested, PM me on PwnEm or comment on this post.

Thursday, February 3, 2011

Racist Words You Use Everyday (some say without knowing)

Have you ever worried that, no matter how hard you try, you'll just never be racist enough? Well, you're in luck. As it turns out, you've been unconsciously using racial slurs your entire life! Slurs like...

"Hooligan"




How it's Used:

"I was nearly killed on my drive home by a group of hooligans playing paintball on the interstate."



What You're Actually Saying:

"I was nearly killed on my drive home by a group of dirty Irish drunkards playing paintball on the interstate."


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"Vandal"



How it's Used:

"Some vandals tagged the wall behind the local high school."

What You're Actually Saying:

"A horde of dirty godless Germans tagged the wall behind the local high school."



Hip hip Hoo-ray!


How it's Used:

"We won the little league game! Hip hip hooray!"

What You're Actually Saying:

"We won the little league game! Let's go kill some Jews!"



Wednesday, February 2, 2011

The Blog - Revision or Deletion!

I recently returned to the magical world of the Interwebs, but I had only returned to PwnEm, the forum I called home before I left the cyber world for over a year. I forgot all about my blog and after some frustrating password retrieval I have started reviewing and renewing my blog once again, although I am still deciding whether it is worth keeping the blog or getting rid of it, I'll give it some time, but I don't like having stuff that I find pointless, so if I see no point in this blog then sayonara, Pwnata!