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"You fail at blogging, but thats why I read it." - Leanne
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Saturday, April 11, 2009

Dub Tee Efff is a Fried Pwnata?

Its kinda simple you ass.

Its one of these + the fried. But in Indian I think they pronounce it Pinata, or Mexican, not to sure, I really can't tell them apart... yeah, so Pwnata is just a cheap n00by word that is actually meant to mean Pinata, but since Pwn is the coolest word in the world that when spelt looks like it could sound like Pin, thus I made it Pwnata so I would become 15% cooler on the webs.

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NO, NO, WAIT!

I found Mr. Fried Pwnata Santa Man.

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Notice for yo data!

In no way is this blog affiliate to PwnEm, and PwnEm does not write this stuff from own eyes. This is all work of brainy MME, not pwnems.

So if there is anything you dislike or find offensive about this blog, take it up with me over Msn (netenmitten@eml.cc) or we can duel for life in a Soldat deathmatch.

Friday, April 10, 2009

Register To Soldat

Look in "mah links" at the top of this page.

Don't fuck with god, or bears will eat you

Bible Verse: "From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some youths came out of the town and jeered at him. "Go on up, you baldhead!" they said. "Go on up, you baldhead!" He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the LORD. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled 42 of the youths."

We've all been there. You're walking along, minding your own business, when a gang of cocky, young bastards start hurling abuse at you. Most of us would just keep walking, or maybe, yell some insults back or flip them the bird. Elisha (commonly regarded as the Luke Skywalker to the Prophet Elijah's Obi-Wan Kenobi), however, decides to take it one step further. Invoking the name of God, he summons motherfucking bears to come and claw the shit out of them.
Christians are constantly asking for prayer in schools to help get today's kids in line, but we beg to differ. We need bears in schools. If every teacher had the power to summon a pair of child-maiming grizzly avengers, you can bet that schoolchildren nowadays would be the most well-behaved, polite children, ever. It's a simple choice: listen to the biology lesson, or get first-hand knowledge of the digestive system of Ursus horribilis.

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Religion lulz

The worst religion is the popular one... and people that beleive that what they preach must be correct just because they have 100 million members and a early morning tv show. The Old King James is said to be the closest bible to the Dead Sea Scrolls, so why do we need hundreds of edited ones? and besides, can you really truly beleive something this touchy when it has been edited by a human? like it says in the bible, man is not perfect, so how can a bible that a man writes be true?

BIBLE IS 4 NUB.

So, lets watch some BABALITY!

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ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG

Prison officers at a youth jail failed to investigate many allegations of racism because they dismissed them as troublemaking by ethnic minority inmates, a public inquiry has heard.
The former deputy governor of Feltham young offenders institution, Peter Windsor, said allegations of racism were regarded as nothing more than insults by prison staff.
Mr Windsor admitted there was considerable naivety among staff at the jail, where 19-year-old Zahid Mubarek was murdered by his racist cellmate, in their handling of race relations.
Appearing yesterday at the inquiry into the Asian teenager's death, the former deputy governor said staff treated allegations of racism in the same way as prisoners shouting four-letter words out of their cell windows.
There were "probably many" racial incidents that were treated "as just being insulting" and not investigated, he added.
Mr Windsor said prisoners appeared to make accusations of racism against fellow inmates or staff to try to damage their reputation or undermine their authority.

Thursday, April 9, 2009

Anonymous Remailers lulz

These are the 2 remailers i use.

http://secret101.com/anonymous101/anon6.htm

&

http://gilc.org/speech/anonymous/remailer.html

Here is another useful link that will show you what kind of information about you is attached to your message in the form of email headers.
http://www.emailprivacy.info/test_your_email

Musiks i like.

View it now pl0x.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NU7h9Kq8COc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LD7olfFlGEI

WoW - The online crack cocaine

lmao, silly little WoW players...



Why do people play this game? As a way to simulate achievement that they cannot get IRL 99.9% of the time this is true.



Personally, I fuckin' hate WoW for the fact that it ruins lives... i read on ihatewow.tribe.com that it's even ruined marriages, I mean who would give up a marriage for a pathetic game that leaves you with no real accomplishments and no real friends.

This discussion was made on PwnEm, view it here





Laterz.


Gay people and eminem

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Who gives a fuck about your thug life...

I totally don't like Eminem... i think the Eminem Is A Wigger song by ICP was a great awakening for some people, because Eminem truly is a wigger.

Your average Eminem fan is either retarded or lost... here is what an average true Eminem fan looks like:
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Because he has a wife named Kim to.



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NS KID SAYS GTFO!!!

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Friendly Directions, m8

The WTF LOL of the month!

..... need i say anything?

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Inf_Mmemap - In progress

I'm currently working on an Infiltration map for Soldat... it will be a small inf map, with the Arena style. Check back soon for d/l



इ'म कर्रेंत्ली वोर्किंग ओं अ इन्फिल्त्रेशन मैप विथ अ अरेना स्टाइल... थे राव मैप इस मेड इ'वे जुस्त गोत तो वर्क ओं थे स्सनेरी एंड दो सम तौच उपस.

NINTENDOcore...

HEAVY METAL MUSIKZ 4 GEEKS!

Chak it out!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkL0iGn8emw

OM NOM NOM - Reunion special

The world is now at the mercy of the mighty Om Nom's... people and other things are being Om Nom'd left right and centre.

VICTIMS OF OM NOM NOMAGE1!!

They are even Om Nom Noming babies now...
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Horses...
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Golf balls...
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Chav's...
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Cars...
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Tuesday, April 7, 2009

First post lulz!!!

Hey I got the first post... oh wait it's my blog, anyway... this reminded me of a great picture I have stored on the pc... take a look:

LULZ FIRST POST!!1!