assburgers syndrome.... mmk...

hi... this post will be 'bout assburger syndrome.

Asperger's has become a fad for those seeking to garner attention unto themselves. In the fine, hallowed tradition of disease whores everywhere, many of today's youth expertly design a disease which kills two birds with one stone by 1) assuming others are born normal rather than work at it, giving the aspie an excuse not to make an effort to develop social skills, and 2) assuming they were born smart, rather than merely having had more exposure to books and computers because no one wanted to be around them. Interestingly, teh Aspers bucks this trend, by substituting a condition invented as a joke by an actual doctor for one created by the self-diagnosed, because teh Aspers lack imagination and are unsuited to invent their own disease like any self respecting loser would. Naturally, like any other medical condition, it is widely believed that autism can be fixed simply through heavy medications or a good slap upside the head. This belief is erroneous and experts are unanimous in their view that a bullet is only true panacea for sufferers. Experts advise that if you suffer from teh Aspers, the only plausible solution is to immediately administer a bullet to the head of the offending retard. Which is unfortunate, considering all of \b\ is cursed with Assmyburgerifyouplease and still they continue fagging up the Republican Party.