Racist Words You Use Everyday (some say without knowing)

Have you ever worried that, no matter how hard you try, you'll just never be racist enough? Well, you're in luck. As it turns out, you've been unconsciously using racial slurs your entire life! Slurs like...

"Hooligan"




How it's Used:

"I was nearly killed on my drive home by a group of hooligans playing paintball on the interstate."



What You're Actually Saying:

"I was nearly killed on my drive home by a group of dirty Irish drunkards playing paintball on the interstate."


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"Vandal"



How it's Used:

"Some vandals tagged the wall behind the local high school."

What You're Actually Saying:

"A horde of dirty godless Germans tagged the wall behind the local high school."

Hip hip Hoo-ray!

How it's Used:

"We won the little league game! Hip hip hooray!"

What You're Actually Saying:

"We won the little league game! Let's go kill some Jews!"

Feminazi's - Modern female nazi syndrome

Now just to let you know, feminazi's are not the most brilliant or intelligent woman on earth, but they are very fierce and will probably either deny you sex for a few weeks or beat your face to a pulp if they find out you are reading this, imagine what would happen to me though, I wrote the fucking post.. luckily I rarely get sex anyway & I am not that scared of being obliverated by a fe-man.



The most well-known Feminazi, she is so evil that she leads young black men into her office by saying she will give them money, and then sends them down a trap door in the floor and makes them wear ginger colored wigs and play scrabble & she then proceeds to breastfeed the black kids, no matter what ages they are & then feeds them mayonaise sandwiches (which a majority of the black kids soon die from) and if not, they get tucked into bed by this evil bitch and read a story written by some white ass named Rush Limbaugh.


Well all knew that Hillary was afraid of blacks.



Above you see a feminazi rally, they are aparently protesting the war but really they are saying (in subiminal messages) "WE WANT OUR CUNTS BACK" and "FUCK THE MALE DOG, THEY SHALT PERISH IN THE ABYSS OF MY PUSSY" and other revolting and threatening gestures like those two.

Fact: Feminazi's are the only woman in the world that will not adopt non-white babies, whether they are a black feminazi or not, and if they happen to have a black kid they are sent to the Hillary Clinton detention ward for unwanted black kids, weird huh?


This is the dreaded banner of the Feminazi's, they wave it around on flag poles, shave it into they're chests (yes, most feminazi's have hairy chests), they have it painted onto they're household cups and even hang them in the toilet, darn dreadfull if you ask me.

Fact: Feminazi's are actually all daughters of Adolph Hitler, bet you would never have guessed that.


Above you see the most ugliest bitch of a feminazi on earth, she runs the military department in the feminazi clan, and also does most of the man-raping and torture.
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I hope all the men out there have managed to bare with me through this post, but like it is said "knowledge is power" and now that you have the knowledge, we must fight back! we must oppress the female slave and send her back to the kitchen, make sure you're wife/girlfriend does not step out of line at all, because it just draws her one step closer towards joining the hate-filled feminazi cult, and we don't want that, we have to be the better men and slap our bitches around!

Thankyou all!

I now leave you with an inspirational image.

Pig's Have Flown! Un negro no será presidente hasta que los cerdos vuelan

"un negro no será presidente hasta que los cerdos vuelan" is Spanish for "a black one will not be a president until the hogs fly " or according to Google Translator "a black president will not be until pigs fly"

Well recent news tell us that Swine have flown in Mexico, which was pointed out to me by JoeSchmo, that America now has a Black President's and swine definately have flew, so this is good news for all negro people in America, but I don't think the Mexicans would be very happy about it, I bet they are beating they're pigs like Pintata's as we speak, since we all know they hate black people.

But, lets not talk about racism, because if cats aren't racist then why should we be?

Ok, so maybe cats ARE racist, but... but...

Alright fine..

Fried Pwnata's - Now Pwning Bebo!

Yes, that is right... Pwnata is now the next hottest thing besides Emo's and ugly kids on Bebo! Well.. not really, since currently the group has 0 views, but I have sent out mass invites to over 100 people so i'm sure we'll get a few views shortly, I would appreciate your support on the group if you use Bebo, the Pwnata bebo page address is: http://www.pwnata.bebo.com/

Scary huh?

Anyway, since we are talking about Bebo I thought I'd give you a bit of a lecture about these parasite social networks, basically, the aim of Bebo is to sign up and get over 200 friends and you also have to make sure you have lots of "Luv" anything below 100 is NOOB and means your not cool or emo.

Emo's run bebo, but they are also being murdered by it... how dreadfull!

Image from Encyclopedia Dramatica.

I think when your on the verge of killing yourself over some Bebo comments, you know the addiction is deadly.

Other posts related to Bebo: Why Bebo Sucks

Postage Laughage Motangehage

Posts are getting slack, and now I've been getting crap... I've even resorted to making the first sentence rhyme... what a jackass.



Anyway I want to share some gayness with you, if you like it then its not gay, but if you don't like it then it is gay.. that's how it works.





I've been harassed by an ugly Asian and a crazy African man... they're trying to force me into making a good, blog-worthy post that will make my viewers go WOW and keep returning, but i told them to get fucked...

Anyway I'm gonna recite to you a lovely story of randoms, and if you don't like it then YOU - CAN - GET - THE - FUCK - OUT!! Thanks :)

The Farmers Law
One weekend a lawyer from New York decided to go bird hunting in Vermont. The lawyer drove to Vermont and found a good hunting spot near a farm. The lawyer sees a bird, shoots it and watches fall to the ground on the other side of the barns fence.
The lawyer, thinking to himself that's my bird I have to go get it, climbs the fence retrieves the bird and climbs back. Just as he gets back over the farmer comes up to him and says, "give me my bird." The lawyer says to him " your bird no no no I shot this bird it is mine."
"No" says the farmer,"it landed on my property it is mine." "Look" says the lawyer, "I am a lawyer, I will sue you , you will lose and I will get the duck." "No" says the farmer, "that's not how we do it here in Vermont, we use the three kick rule."
"Ok" says the lawyer, how does that work?" "I kick you three times as hard as I can, than you kick me as hard as you an three time and we keep going until one of us gives up." "Fine" says the lawyer, "let's go." "I'll go first" says the famer. So the famer kicks layer as hard as he can in the groin.
And just as lawyer is bent over in pain the famer kicks him right in the face. now just as the lawyer is thinking what did IU get myself into the farmer kicks him in the stomach. after the lawyer gets over the agonizing pain he says ok now it's my turn. No the farmer says, "I quit you can have the duck." /end.of.story


KTHXBAI.

Tap.

FUNNEH LULZ GOVEDRNMENT

SOCIALISM:You have 2 cows, and you give one to your neighbour.

COMMUNISM:You have 2 cows. The state takes both and gives you some milk.

FASCISM:You have 2 cows, the State takes both and sells you some milk.

NAZISM:You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you.

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM:You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

BUREAUCRATISM:You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, then throws the milk away...

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead.

A FRENCH CORPORATION:You have two cows. You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION:You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called 'cowkimon' and market it worldwide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION:You have two cows. You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION:You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You decide to have lunch.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION:You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

A SWISS CORPORATION:You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you. You charge the owners for storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION:You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity, and execute the newsman who reported the real situation.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION:You have two cows. You worship them.

IRAQI CORPORATION:Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none...No-one believes you, so they bomb the **** out of you and invaid your country. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.

WELSH CORPORATION:You have two cows. The one on the left looks very attractive.

A BRITISH CORPORATION:You have two cows.The Government says you have to buy a license to milk them, but first you have to do a risk assessment which only the government Quango is allowed to carry out. They charge you 5 times the cost of doing it. They find that the three legged stool is a risk under health and safety. You have to buy the EC approved 5 legged stool that is designed to support a milk maid of up to 250 kilos. It, however, is too heavy to carry. The stool exceeds EC weight lifting limits for workers by 4 kilos which just happens to be the weight of the fifth leg. To shift the stool from one cow to the other you therefore need a special (EC approved) trolley. The new stool and the trolley are so expensive that you have to morgage one of the cows to pay for them and pay for the mandatory training course you must take to get your license to milk the cows. You sell your milk to the supermarket chain that pays you bugger all for it, and then they sell it to their customers for four times what they paid you. Then they realease a statement on how wonderful they are to support British cows. The rest of the world thinks your cows are mad but you and your cows know that it is not true and anyway the rest of da world haveno intention of identifying and counting their mad cows so people in other countries don't know their cows are really, really barmy do they? You sell your cows to a Polish immigrant worker and your farm to a 'Russian investment bank,' and then you leave to buy a villa by the sea in a country where it is sunny and the cost of milk is a tenth the cost of milk at home. They don't have a National Health Service...... but you are so happy and relaxed your health improves and live to be a hundred.

AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION:You have two cows. Buisiness seems pretty good. You close the officer and go for a few beers to celebrate.

SURREALISM:You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

Why Bebo Sucks (comic)

Anarchism: The most progressive and promising thing ever!

Everyone knows that Anarchy will work in replacement of Government, I mean... of course the world will run smoothly in the hands of savage 15 year old Anarchists.

Your spokesmans, but really he would be the fuckin' leader (not that Anarchists would say that)

Here's who would replace your President:


You would get a awesome new flag (made in MSPaint)


Woman will rule your lives, calling someone black would be punishable by death and as a white person you will be the dirt of the world because Hitler and George Bush were white so of course every white person is bad too, how awesome is that omg!

This will happen to your white face daily!


You will no longer have the white house or parliament buildings, because they have been replaced with demonstrations!



So, why not take up Anarchism, it be great for your self-esteem, well-being and the world!




FACEPALM
Because expressing how dumb that was in words just doesn't work.

Don't fuck with god, or bears will eat you

Bible Verse: "From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some youths came out of the town and jeered at him. "Go on up, you baldhead!" they said. "Go on up, you baldhead!" He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the LORD. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled 42 of the youths."

We've all been there. You're walking along, minding your own business, when a gang of cocky, young bastards start hurling abuse at you. Most of us would just keep walking, or maybe, yell some insults back or flip them the bird. Elisha (commonly regarded as the Luke Skywalker to the Prophet Elijah's Obi-Wan Kenobi), however, decides to take it one step further. Invoking the name of God, he summons motherfucking bears to come and claw the shit out of them.
Christians are constantly asking for prayer in schools to help get today's kids in line, but we beg to differ. We need bears in schools. If every teacher had the power to summon a pair of child-maiming grizzly avengers, you can bet that schoolchildren nowadays would be the most well-behaved, polite children, ever. It's a simple choice: listen to the biology lesson, or get first-hand knowledge of the digestive system of Ursus horribilis.

Religion lulz

The worst religion is the popular one... and people that beleive that what they preach must be correct just because they have 100 million members and a early morning tv show. The Old King James is said to be the closest bible to the Dead Sea Scrolls, so why do we need hundreds of edited ones? and besides, can you really truly beleive something this touchy when it has been edited by a human? like it says in the bible, man is not perfect, so how can a bible that a man writes be true?

BIBLE IS 4 NUB.

So, lets watch some BABALITY!

ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG

Prison officers at a youth jail failed to investigate many allegations of racism because they dismissed them as troublemaking by ethnic minority inmates, a public inquiry has heard.
The former deputy governor of Feltham young offenders institution, Peter Windsor, said allegations of racism were regarded as nothing more than insults by prison staff.
Mr Windsor admitted there was considerable naivety among staff at the jail, where 19-year-old Zahid Mubarek was murdered by his racist cellmate, in their handling of race relations.
Appearing yesterday at the inquiry into the Asian teenager's death, the former deputy governor said staff treated allegations of racism in the same way as prisoners shouting four-letter words out of their cell windows.
There were "probably many" racial incidents that were treated "as just being insulting" and not investigated, he added.
Mr Windsor said prisoners appeared to make accusations of racism against fellow inmates or staff to try to damage their reputation or undermine their authority.

First post lulz!!!

Hey I got the first post... oh wait it's my blog, anyway... this reminded me of a great picture I have stored on the pc... take a look: